Melissa: Parking and Transportation Services, how can I help you?
Guy: Hi, I'm at the mall, and the mall shuttle isn't here yet. Could you tell me when it will arrive?
Melissa: The lights on Maple Road are down, which are slowing down the shuttles, but they are currently still running.
Guy: When will it be here?
Melissa: *Checks It should be pulling in front of Friday's right now.
Guy: Oh, right. I see it. Thanks.
Melissa: You're welcome.
Guy: What's your name?
Melissa: Melissa.
Guy: Can I lick your pussy, Melissa?
Melissa: What?
Guy: Can I lick your pussy, Melissa?
*CLICK*
or perhaps it was
*SLAM*
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Wednesday, March 8, 2006
Mata Sepet Hidung Penyet
Mata Sepet Hidung Penyet. Slitty eyes, Pancake nose.
I have a pancake nose. I invested some dough in purchasing new lab goggles a few days back. Come Monday, my shiny new blue plastic border goggles was placed on my nose for my Instrumental Analysis lab. Not even 10 seconds later, the goggles slid down my nose, almost resting on my lips. Unfazed, I put them back on, only for that to happen again.
I stuck the pair of goggles on an ang moh friend's face only to have it rest perfectly on the bridge of his nose. Lab goggles no likey Asian people with pancake noses. Boohoo.
I didn't save the receipt to the goggles. Perhaps I should invest in a new nose eh?
I have a pancake nose. I invested some dough in purchasing new lab goggles a few days back. Come Monday, my shiny new blue plastic border goggles was placed on my nose for my Instrumental Analysis lab. Not even 10 seconds later, the goggles slid down my nose, almost resting on my lips. Unfazed, I put them back on, only for that to happen again.
I stuck the pair of goggles on an ang moh friend's face only to have it rest perfectly on the bridge of his nose. Lab goggles no likey Asian people with pancake noses. Boohoo.
I didn't save the receipt to the goggles. Perhaps I should invest in a new nose eh?
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