

I gave blood for the first time today! Ineligibilty due to tattoos, piercings and living/visiting in my moderate-malaria-risk home have prevented me before, but with the passing of (too much) time, I managed to meet the conditions making me an eligible donor for the American Red Cross.
Unfortunately, my blood-pumping power that day was not as pumped up as I was over the opportunity. I had three phlebotomists and one nurse fuss over me for almost two hours, as the vein in my left arm slowly trickled life-giving blood into the bag by my side. Finally, after two people in the chairs in front of me came and went, I yielded enough blood to stop the process ask the nurse clucked-clucked her tongue at me and told me I was a brave girl. Alas, as they tried to take test tube samples of my blood from the same needle, my poor arm would not pump anything despite valiant efforts on my part squeezing a stress ball in my palm over and over again. The right arm was then called to duty to take blood samples for lab testing.
What an adventure. My next eligible donation date is March 3rd; I will drink plenty of fluids and hopefully be a better donor!