Extra Pocket Money

I am the epitome of a broke college student.

I am employed in a job which compensates me for free board.

And most recently, I am considering being one of those medical test bunnies! Yup! I called one of those ambiguous phone numbers about a research project regarding bio-cycles of women.

Are you a woman? Check.
Not on medication or oral contraceptives? Check.
Any history of STDs? No S, how to TD? Check.
Any questions? No.

I called back an hour later though.
"You're not going to inject me with hormones, are you? Or err...do weird stuff to me?"
"No."
Pause. "Oh, cool, OK."

If it pays me X dollars, why not? We'll see how it goes. I might still freak out. Hey, looks like I'm two steps away from selling my eggs to barren couples. If you're interested in helping out with the pilot program, call (716)MEL-EGGS.