1-800-SEX-TALK

Melissa: Parking and Transportation Services, how can I help you?
Guy: Hi, I'm at the mall, and the mall shuttle isn't here yet. Could you tell me when it will arrive?
Melissa: The lights on Maple Road are down, which are slowing down the shuttles, but they are currently still running.
Guy: When will it be here?
Melissa: *Checks It should be pulling in front of Friday's right now.
Guy: Oh, right. I see it. Thanks.
Melissa: You're welcome.
Guy: What's your name?
Melissa: Melissa.
Guy: Can I lick your pussy, Melissa?
Melissa: What?
Guy: Can I lick your pussy, Melissa?

*CLICK*
or perhaps it was
*SLAM*