When I go grocery shopping

• I always go for the longest checkout line so I can pick up a copy of trashy magazines to read so I know if Jessica is furious at Nick, the name of Brangelina's baby and their latest humanitarian crusade, to check how thin Nicole Richie is, and the latest hottest beach bodies around.
• There's always a raging debate in my mind if I should get that Almond Hershey chocolate bar. (I don't 75% of the time)
• I like pushing the cart. Don't try to be gentlemanly and do it for me. I just like pushing the cart. Until I get bored. Then you push the cart.
  
• I always go for low fat. (Juice, Salad dressing, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...)
  
• I always eat the nuts at the nut section. Sorry.
• I always buy more than what's on my list.
• I always forget something on the list.
• I love $5/2 strawberries. I only buy one.
• I (try to) skip the cookie aisle.