Mary Very Easily Made John Sell Used News (Papers?)

The scientific world has, since today, observed a major change. Our solar system now only consists of 8 planets as poor Pluto was deemed no longer fit to be called a planet, but will now instead be more well-known Disney cartoon character (ahyuk! oh wait, that was Goofy right?). So much for the mnemonic device, Mary Very Easily Made John Sell Used News Papers (Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Pluto). Instead, now Mary Very Easily Made John See Used Nylons?

As for me, I might now just surf up E-bay and see if there's any nine planet solar system models/charts I can buy for cheap to store as a collectible. Who knows, it might be worth millions in the future! And I can tell my grandchildren, "When Popo was in school, there were nine planets! NINE! Not eight!" as they laugh behind my back, chuckling at their crazy popo who obviously doesn't know peanuts about basic science.