I love newspieces like this!

Here is a news piece featured today on my campus newspaper:

Strong-arm robbery reported in Governors lot

A female student was robbed in the Governors Service Parking Lot at approximately 8:20 p.m. on Friday, according to university police.

A male suspect approached the student from behind, pushed her to the ground, and attempted to run away with her purse, the news release said.

The female student was able to trip the suspect and recover her purse, Chief of University Police Gerald Schoenle stated in an e-mail. The male suspect then ran toward the Academic Spine.

The suspect is described as a white male, approximately 6-feet tall and between 165 and 185 pounds, with a muscular frame. He was described wearing a baggy black hoodie and black sweatpants.

"We of course would like to remind students that it is always best to travel with others especially after dark, use the university transportation systems and the Anti-Rape Task Force escort services whenever possible," Schoenle said.

A University Police Department lieutenant declined any further comment.

I really want to meet this girl! Or maybe, I want to be this girl! To have the strength to clobber a muscular six footer male must be amazing. The guy must be such a pussy though. He can't even follow through a robbery. Pfffft.

That said, I'm going to be more alert walking to my car now. Karate chop!